He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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