We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
