they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
All I want is dick and wine.
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