i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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