i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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