Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Randomize