Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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