Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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