I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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