Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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