Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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