One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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