Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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