Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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