Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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