i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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