I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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