I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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