dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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