So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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