like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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