i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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