i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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