that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
