Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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