theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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