he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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