I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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