Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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