You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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