does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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