and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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