Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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