I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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