why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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