We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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