I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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