a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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