the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So many bounce houses so little time
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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