at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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