dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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