Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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