if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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