too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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