I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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