Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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