Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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