mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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