Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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