i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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