We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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