I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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