Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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