so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
