Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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