Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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