You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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