The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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