Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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