Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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